Private wealth management remains fully occupied today
Rich Cat
Sorry, calls resume only after every bill has been counted exactly twice.
Do Not Disturb
He counts every note twice, then charges the silence to overhead.
From The Private Lounge
Wish you were solvent, rested, and permitted inside the lounge before the counting reaches its final, privately audited stack. The red chair remains comfortable, the bills remain green, and interruptions are charged to whoever owns the smaller necklace. I will return your call when lounging becomes less profitable than conversation, which has never happened during ordinary business hours.
House Accounts
- Ticker
- $RCAT
- Current occupation
- Counting every note twice, then distrusting the first total.
- Office furniture
- One red chair, reclined and unavailable for unscheduled meetings.
- Dress code
- Gold chain, paw medallion, and enough confidence to expense both before lunch.
- Working hours
- Whenever money appears; never while somebody less wealthy is speaking nearby.
- Audit method
- Left paw sorts, right paw lounges, eyebrows approve the final number without appeal.
Two Golden Rules
Money Receives Attention
Every green note receives patient attention, exact stacking, respectful silence, and one suspicious recount.
Calls Receive Silence
Every incoming call receives a long silence, raised eyebrow, and a gracious disturbance invoice.
Count first. Return calls considerably later.